Welcome to $BTW — a tribute to tired souls, passive-aggressive coffee breaks, and Excel sheets quietly crying in the corner. Log in, sip your lukewarm brew, and embrace the routine… all over again.
BackToWork is a celebration of office life in all its glorious mediocrity. Whether you’re faking productivity on Excel, secretly streaming, or just zoning out near the water cooler — this is your space. We’ve turned burnout into an art form, and you’re invited.
No buzzwords. Just controlled chaos. Here's the breakdown:
40% Office Supplies
Goes toward keeping up appearances — pens, paperclips, and 4K monitors for pretending to work.
20% HR Department
For mandatory emotional wellness seminars nobody asked for.
15% Management Layer
Reserved for middle managers who repeat your ideas louder.
10% Unused PTO Fund
Because nobody ever actually uses their vacation days.
10% Coffee Machine Maintenance
The true heartbeat of the workplace.
5% Friday Pizza Budget
Raises? Nah. But hey — here's a slice of warmth.
Q1: Keyboard Slam
Soft launch with half the motivation, full sarcasm. Meme flood begins.
Soft launch with half the motivation, full sarcasm. Meme flood begins.
Q2: Monday Meltdown
Launch an interactive office meme generator. HR disapproves.
Launch an interactive office meme generator. HR disapproves.
Q3: Update Your Timesheet
Visual revamp. More coffee. More crying emojis.
Visual revamp. More coffee. More crying emojis.
Q4: Spreadsheet Festival
Community event sharing fake productivity hacks.
Community event sharing fake productivity hacks.
Q1 (Next Year): Coffee Crisis
Upgrade servers and add passive-aggressive popups.
Upgrade servers and add passive-aggressive popups.
Q2: Breakroom Battle Royale
Mini-game: fight for the last donut.
Mini-game: fight for the last donut.
Q: Is this legit?
A: As real as that deadline you’re ignoring right now.
Q: Can I join if I work remotely?
A: Of course. Pajamas are welcome.
Q: Do I need experience?
A: Just in existential dread and fake productivity.
Q: When’s the best time to buy?
A: Probably not during your Zoom meeting.
Q: Will my boss understand this?
A: Absolutely not. And that’s perfect.
Q: Is this satire?
A: Ask yourself that after your third coffee by 10 AM.